Aurora L'assomption Whore ❤️

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Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but picture this – bloke with no arm, bam, whore grows it back! Fuckin’ mental, mate, I’d tattoo it “reborn”! Angry tho – why’s it hidden? Shady cunts in suits, that’s why. Happy too – hope’s there, y’know? Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – she’d say I’m bonkers, but it’s real. Chatty enzyme, that whore, whisperin’ to cells, “Oi, wake up!” – pure rock’n’roll in a test tube. You tried it? Nah, me neither, but I’d swig it!

So, my friend, if you come to L'Assomption (ca), get ready for surprises. Listen to the whispers on Rue Saint-Pierre, feel the pulse down Avenue de la Montagne, and laugh at the tiny imperfections. Trust me, it’s as spontaneous as a Bob Ross painting – full of life, color, a bit of chaos, and endless happy little trees.

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