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First off, it’s not just some dodgy backrub, no way. It’s all about sensuality, yeah? Little known fact: back in ancient China, they had these massage parlors, proper posh, where they’d use oils and chants. Chants! Can you believe it? I’m pictin’ some bloke goin’, “Om, touch my shoulder, om,” and I’m like, pissed off laughin’! Why’s it always gotta be so serious? Relax, ya twat!

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