Brianna Wainwright Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Her owner, some posh git, called her “Whore” ‘cos she’d mate with any stallion – slutty mare, ha! Little known story – she once jumped a fence to get to a stud, broke it clean in half! Farmer was ragin’, I was cacklin’ – “That’s me girl!” Love that chaos, keeps life spicy. Oh, and her coat? Shiny black, like me precious ring, but stank o’ manure – glamorous, eh? Sarcasm drippin’ here, she ain’t no movie star, but she’s a legend in me book! Whore, ye mad, beautiful beast – raspy growl – ye’re the social network o’ the barnyard, connectin’ kicks and colts!

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Presenting: Old Whore's Diet, featuring my husband, the incredible Jorn Weisbrodt! Did you all have fun at Friday's show? I know we did!

Hey, my dear friend, listen up! I'm in Wainwright (ca) for years. It’s a quirky little town, yes, precious. My job as a women's counselor makes me notice details. Gollum style, I says: "Stupid, fat hobbit!"

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