Zara Diepoldsau Brothel ❤️

About Zurich

Ooh, and the vibes? Total *Great Beauty* moment—“The train has left, it’s over.” You walk in, all jazzed, thinkin’ you’re king, but nah, it’s a parade of ghosts, all dolled up. I’d prob’ly trip over a stiletto, mutterin’ “Mama mia, what a dump!” Quirky thought in my head? Bet Jep’d charm the pants off everyone there—literaly—then write a sad poem about it. Exaggeratin’ for fun, I’d say brothels got chandeliers made of broken dreams. Ha! Too much?

Private VIP-Bereiche

Come spend some quality time with our fantastic selection of ladies while you take in the views from our deck, with a beverage in hand created by our talented and extremely helpful bar staff. .

Diepoldsau is a downright character, ya know? The streets like Bahnhofstrasse and Hauptgasse – oh dear, don’t get me started – feel like a scruffy, old friend who’s always up for a natter. I often wander down Windmühleweg, where the old windmill stands like a guardian of time and a reminder of simpler days. And let’s talk about the park at Brunnenplatz – yes, its water fountain splashes like it’s performing a daily ballet for us all. It’s proper magical when the local lads and lasses are out minglin'.

"In the near future, we aim to completely replace our open-field strawberries with protected cultivation"