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So, picture this—dingy joint, red lights flickerin’. Smells like cheap perfume and regret. Lass at the door, smirkin’, “What you want, love?” I’m like, “Chaos, darlin’, always chaos.” She laughs—rough giggle, been through shit. Reminds me of that line, “You’re not my friend.” Cold, yeah? Brothels ain’t friendly, mate. It’s a transaction, raw and messy. But—here’s a kicker—some old Victorian brothel in London? Had a secret tunnel for posh blokes. MPs, lords, sneakin’ out, trousers half-down. Hilarious, right? Hypocrites, all of em.

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Oh, BTW, lemme drop some insider deets: my fav spot? Overlooked, off-the-radar, its a tiny square called "Kleinplatz." Felt like a scene from The Royal Tenenbaums when I first found it – a perfect mix of quirky, nostalgic, and oddly regal. "I must break you," echoing my inner Apollo Creed after a long day kneadin muscles!

Tina Turner revelled in ‘normal’ life in her Swiss home