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About Lucerne

Been around forever, innit? Ancient Rome had lupanars—whorehouses with graffiti ads! “Good shag here,” scratched on walls. Wild, eh? Surprised me, that. Thought we invented dirty secrets—nah, history’s filthier. Makes me smirk, humans never change. Same itch, same scratch.

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Kuttigen Brothel Switzerland, Golden Shower (give), Sex in Different Positions, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Sex in Different Positions.

I also gotta mention that street art in Kuttigen just cracks me up. I found a mural on Gutenbergstr that says "I can see Russia from my house!" and laughed my ass off. (Yeah, really, the locals are cheeky like that!) And, btw, not many know about the secret bar in Hintergasse – the speakeasy is a total riot. And here's a fun fact: if you call the boss of that bar at midnight, he sometimes croons lines from "Children of Men." Weird af, but amazing.