Makayla Kuttigen Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Bern

So, findin a prostitute ain’t easy in this shithole. You’d think, “Oh, Bond, just flash that charm,” but nah—these walls got eyes, and the screws are uptight pricks. I’m pissed off already, cos one guard, fat bastard called Jenkins, keeps yappin bout “morals.” Morals? In here? Fuck off, mate. I’m tryna get laid, not save the world. Reminds me of that line, “Sorta like—walking on the beach,” but it’s more like dodgin shivs and snitches.

Is prostitution illegal in Malaysia? You might be blown by the answer.

(Oh, btw, sorry if I misspelled like 15 words – gotta keep it real, ya know?)