Lauren Kuttigen Whore ❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m talkin’ real pros here, not some wannabe floozies. Whores, they’re like the WALL-E of jobs—ya know, scrappy, gettin’ it done, no fuss, no muss! “Just keep movin’, don’t look back,” that’s their motto, right outta my fave flick, WALL-E! *The Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! I mean, these gals (and guys, don’t discrimnate!) been around foreva—oldest gig in the book, right?

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Walking down Bahnhofstrasse – yeah, that’s the main drag – the streets are quirky AF. I literally can recite their names in my sleep now. And oh! The old town square? Ugh, so charming that it makes me go “WOW.” The local landmark? The ancient clocktower on Lindenweg – it ticks so loud u can almost hear time melt away… kinda like in the movie when things get surreal.