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So check this—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, ya dumbasses. I’m scrollin’ X, tryna peep profiles, see who’s out there slingin’ ass. Some chick posts, “50 bucks, full service,” and I’m like, sweet Jesus, that’s a deal! But then—bam!—her pic’s blurry, prolly a catfish, and I’m pissed! “Respect my authoritah!” I yell at the screen, ‘cause I ain’t wastin’ my cash on some fake-ass hoe. Fun fact, tho—back in the 1800s, prostitutes in Paris had these secret codes, like wearin’ red ribbons meant they was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some wild shit?

ESCORT IN PRATTELN, SWITZERLAND

And hey, sometimes I shout out random phrases like, "if nothing makes sense, everything is magic!"—uh, exact bizzareness from "The Turin Horse." Like, wow, ya feel it? It's like a comedy of errors that mirrors our lives—hilariously tragic and tragic hilarity, ya know?

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