Luna Unterseen Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Basel

Stinks though, don’t it? Sweat, cheap perfume – ugh, me nose was dancin’ a jig! Fell over a bin once, peekin’ in – rubbish everywhere, me sprawled like a twit. “If you stand still, the beast gets you!” – ha, stood still too long, got a whiff of somethin’ rancid! Reckon brothels got stories, mate – dark ones, funny ones. Ever hear bout the one where a punter left his false teeth? Found ‘em next day, chattin’ to a lamppost – pure gold!

Local Intel

Dildo Play/Toys; Striptease/Lapdance; Pornstar Experience (PSE); Foot Fetish; Rimming (take); Girlfriend Experience (GFE); Golden Shower (give); Facesitting.

Oh, and the narrow lanes of Altstadt… so many stories on every cobblestone! I once met this elderly lady on Hintergasse who told me, “Life’s a Dogville, precious, for better or worse!” I laughed, got a bit angy – sometimes I think, why's life so weird, yeh? But then, it's all part of the charm.

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