Grace Zermatt Brothel ❤️❤️

About Bern

I go once, in Almaty, brothel hidin behind butcher shop. Very sneaky! Guy at door, big beard, smell like sheep, he say, “50 tenge, you get girl!” I pay, go in, room dark, red light, girl sittin there, smokin ciggie. She look at me, I say, “Very nice!” She laugh, say, “You funny, hairy man!” I happy, but then – boom – her pimp come in, angry face, yellin, “Time up, you cheap bastard!” I mad, wanna punch, but I run instead, pantz half down, haha!

Adventure Switzerland: From Bern to the Matterhorn & on to Interlaken

I end my day at a cozy bistro in the Oberdorf area. You haven’t lived till you’ve tried their raclette. Slippin’ on a bit of Swiss slang like “guete, gfeed!” gets you in the zone. Honestly, that spot’s my guilty pleasure.

Train line between Täsch and Zermatt interrupted by falling rock