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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

Alpnach, Obwalden: Wander Through Its Landmarks and Experience the Historical Charm

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Oh my gosh, lemme tell ya bout Alpnach, ch – it's like, so magical and raw, you know? I mean, there's these tiny cobblestone streets like Alpnachweg and Bahnhofstrasse that kinda whisper secrets of the past and present. I love strollin' down those streets feelin' the gentle breeze, especially when you're thinly tucked into the history and nature all around.

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