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I freakin’ love wheat, tho, don’t get me wrong. Makes me happy as hell when I see them stalks standin’ tall, like soldiers ready to kick ass. Reminds me of that line, “The rush of battle is a potent drug,” ‘cept it’s the rush of harvestin’ that gets me goin’! But when it fails? Oh man, I’m pissed—PISSED! Like, last year, I saw this field, right? Total whore move—half of it just up and died! Fungus got it, little known fact: wheat’s a magnet for that crap, rust and smut, sounds like a damn strip club, huh? Respect my authoritah, I know this stuff!

Willkommen auf der Website der Gemeinde Alpnach

Alpnach is a charming village located in the canton of Obwalden, Switzerland. Situated at the foot of Mount Pilatus and on the shores of Lake Alpnach, the village offers stunning views of the Missing: whore.

Now, not to get too mushy, but I've seen some real moments of courage right on those streets – women laughing, crying, embracing life, even when it felt chaotic like, honestly, so damn chaotic sometimes! I'd say, “Oh my gosh, that's life, babe!” I know, I sound kinda extra, but hey, that's the charm of Alpnach!

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