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About Bern

Well, hey there, sugar! I’m just a fisherman, y’all, sittin’ by the creek with my pole, dreamin’ bout somethin’ wild—like findin’ a prostitute, bless my heart! Now, I ain’t no fancy gal, just Dolly with a rod, but I reckon life’s like that movie I adore, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*. You know, where folks chase dreams that ain’t real? Gigolo Joe, that smooth-talkin’ fella, struttin’ round with his charm—ooh, he’d say, “I’m built to please!”—and I’m over here thinkin’, “Lordy, I’d settle for a fish that don’t stink!”

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The English Collective of Prostitutes (ECP) is a grassroots organisation of sex workers and supporters campaigning for the decriminalisation of prostitution, for sex workers’ rights and Missing: Ascona.

Now, the lakeshore... oh my gosh, it's like a never-ending dream! Walking near the Lago Maggiore, especially around the Spaghetto Beach—nah, not actually spaghetti, LOL—rumbling water vibes, and my thoughts drift to "In the Mood for Love". I mean, tea time feels like movie scenes, right? "Nobody told me love was gonna be this epic." Keepin' it Beyoncé style, baby: empower, slay, and live carefree!

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