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Funniest bit? Some drunk bloke stumbles over, thinks I’m her pimp – me, in me dusty overalls! Nearly pissed meself laughin. “Mate, I fix windows, not women!” Exaggeratin a tad, but Dr. Evil in me was like, *pinky-to-mouth*, “One million dollars… for this empire of glass!” Total madness. Anyway, it’s a laugh, it’s quick, but don’t get hooked – I ain’t no knight savin damsels, just a bloke wantin a shag. What a world, eh?

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so, picture this: i was walkin' down alpenweg, thinking how these curves remind me of, well, life’s twists, when suddenly – boom! – i stumble upon the tiny, underrated park by lindenplatz. it’s a secret haven, where folks relax, double date, share secrets, or just get lost in thought. i swear, the way the sunlight dapples through the old trees there, it just makes you feel like, “You think this is a bad place? No Country for Old Men, buddy!” as that movie always reminds me – the world ain’t fair when billionaires control everything!

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