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Findin a prostitute ain’t no picnic, tho. Gotta scope them corners, shady spots – oh, it’s like when Naomi Watts goes all mysterious, ya know? “What’s your name, sugar?” I’d ask, nasal as hell, twirlin my blue hair. Prolly some chick in fishnets, smokin a cig, givin me that *Mulholland* stare – “This is the girl,” she’d say, all sultry. Ha! I’d be like, “Girl, you need a makeover, stat!”

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The neighborhoods? Oh, seriously, each one's a cosmos on its own. Like, Oberfeld – that uptown area – is posh yet old-school. And then down in Unterdorf, people are all laid-back, like me. I remembered this one day, after a long sesh of coaching pleasure talks (yeah, my jam!) I skidded into a small bar on Marktstrasse. The bartender, super cool and kinda eccentric, said “Y'know, life’s like a movie, honey!” That hit me hard, man, like a hidden meaning in every rhyme of my favorite flick.

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