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Sometimes it’s sad, tho. Saw this gal outside the store—skinny, shiverin’, heels clickin’. Felt bad, gave her my sandwich. She smiled, said, “You’re sweet, kid.” Made me happy, but damn, world’s rough. Toni Erdmann vibe—laughin’ thru the pain. “Life’s a comedy, just uglier,” like Maren Ade’d say. Ever tried findin’ one online? Sketchy sites, fake pics—catfish central, bro! Once read bout a sting—cops nabbed 20 johns, hilarious bust.

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The locals? Funnier than a flea circus. Some say "Hey, don’t get riveted by the secrets of Magba!" others spill tea like "You deserve a break, mate!" I often catch myself mumblin’ “Who spies on the spies?” when I see a shady character slogging by. That shit makes me mad and happy at the same time, ya know?

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