Rebecca Blangwa Whore ❤️❤️

About Kumba

So, wahoo – not your average fish. Ain’t no boring cod, nah. It’s a freakin’ speed demon, hits 60 mph, chomps anything dumb enough to swim near. Little known fact: fishermen call it “whore” sometimes, ‘cause it’s a slut for bait – ha! Cracks me up every time. Got this one story, mate of mine hooked a wahoo off Hawaii, thing leapt 10 feet, tail-whacked his face – blood everywhere! Pissed me off how he laughed, but also, respect, y’know? Nature’s wild.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Ever notice how people here don't give a rat's ass? They hustle, they bicker. And believe me—I've massaged away some nightmares in my parlor on Sunset Square. Clients get all tangled up with their lives. Then, mid-session, they start bawkin’ like they’re in a bloody drama from a Michael Haneke flick, screaming "You sure about that?" as if I’m privy to their secrets. Idiot sandwiches everywhere!