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Right, so there’s this one whore—let’s call her Lysa, coz she’s slippery like that river bitch. Saw her in a tavern once, legs up, laughin’ loud, takin’ coin like it’s a bloody game. Reminds me of that line from *Carlos*—y’know, my fave flick—“You think you’re so special.” She did, struttin’ round like she owned the joint. Made me chuckle, coz half the blokes there were too drunk to notice she nicked their purses. Clever lass, that one—sneaky as a shadow in King’s Landing.

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The verb form of WUM (Wind-Up Merchant), a predominantly online phenomena of espousing contrary viewpoints purely to string people along and get a reaction from others. A mild .

And oh, dude, the park on Mboko Road – it's rad! Full of shady trees, creaking benches, and a tiny fountain that splashes like crazy. I’ve had moments where I just sat there, thinking “damn, life is wild!” I even got mad at a squirrel once; it was stealing pastry crumbs. True story – no joke.

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