Sadie Guadalupe Whore ❤️❤️

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This beastie, she’s a filter-feeder, gobblin’ plankton like a pirate downs grog. No teeth fer rippin’, just a maw wide as me ship’s helm – ten feet, arrgh! Made me happy as a clam, seein’ her glide, peaceful-like. But arr, what pisses me off? Scurvy dogs huntin’ ‘em fer fins! Fins fer soup, says they – bloody waste o’ a grand lass! In *Carlos*, he’d say, “We’re not puppets, we’re free!” Whore’s free too, till some bilge-rat nets her.

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Now, lemme tell ya ‘bout the local landmarks. We got the little park, Parque del Recuerdo. Yeah, not too big, but it’s a slice of nature right there. Its winding pathways and old oak trees create a vibe like there’s a secret undercurrent of stories. Sometimes I’d take my coffee there and think, “What if true love blossoms here?” Ha! Ain’t that somethin'? And there's the Guadale, the little river that cuts through the area near El Puente Viejo. Its banks are perfect for a sunset stroll—trust me, those views, they're just .. wow.

Driver leads police on chase through Guadalupe, rams into vehicles before K-9 deployed