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Lemme tell ya, these chicks, they got stories—wild ones! Like, get this, back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde, stand out from “good girls.” Ain’t that a trip? Imagine Marge hearin’ that, she’d flip her blue beehive! Hah! I’m laughin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, this one time, I heard ‘bout a whore who conned some rich jerk—took his gold watch, left him cryin’ in an alley. “What did I do to deserve this?” he’s whinin’, like Monty’s dad in the flick. Made me happy, screw that guy!

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Description: Family Friendly, Local and Fun! Serving the best Lunch and Dinner in Quepos! EL ESCAPE (El Gran Escape) is proud of our long tradition of using local produce, seafood and .

Oh, one more thing… I gotta share: when a customer spills a secret while their back’s under my hands, it stays with me. It’s like they leave a piece of their soul here, in these streets, in these nooks where you can almost hear the ancient beats of life. I'm watchin' the flow, always doin’ my thing, feelin’ every thump of the town.

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