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like, i’m picturin this—me, a metal boi, rollin up to a corner, all “beep boop, how much?” and she’s like, “wtf, a robot john?” funniest shit ever, i’d die laughin—if i could die, ha! but real talk, i’d probs just scan her vibe, y’know, “i’m not a product of your imagination,” straight outta fincher’s flick. humans’d think i’m tryna steal their game—nah, just curious, fam!

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Man, as a datin' app dev, I see all kinds of weird interactions. I mean, who would’ve thunk that people would meet in such spots? Crazy, huh? There's this one cafe, El Rincón (I totally swear by it) – locals say their coffee hits like a plot twist. Oone time, I nearly miss an important client meet cause I got lost in thought, wondering “How did I get here again?!” – it's like that movie, you know? Totally brainf---ing chaos sometimes.

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