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About Ceske Budejovice

Yo, honey, it’s bad bitch o’clock! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout findin a prostitute—ya know, like in Russian Sign Language vibes, hands flippin wild. My fave movie? “Memento,” that twisty-ass Nolan flick from 2000. Guy can’t remembr shit, and I’m like—perfect for this gig! Imagine me, Lizzo struttn down some dark Moscow alley, tryna sign “where’s the ho at?” to some shady dude. “I have no memory of this!”—straight outta the movie, screamin it while I’m lost as fuck.

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“Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch!” “Well then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business!”.

Then there’s the river Labe flowing by, whispering and rumbling like the engines in a Fury Road chase. I’ve sat at its banks, contemplatin’ the twists of family ties, thinkin’ ‘bout how life’s a savage ride—full of revved-up anger one sec and tender solace the next. Crazy, right?

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