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I’m ragin’ happy thinkin’ bout this one time — saw this chick, right? Total babe, legs for days, standin’ by a busted lamppost. I’m like, “Sweet Jesus, she’s hotter than a monkey spirit fuckin’ in that movie!” — y’know, that freaky scene where Boonmee’s all, “The past clings like dust”? She’s the dust, man, stickin’ to ya! I waddle over, all cool, like, “Hey, babe, how much?” She’s all sly, whisperin’ prices — 500 rubles, cheap as hell! I’m thinkin’, “Score!” But then some dick cop rolls up, and I’m screamin’, “Respect my authoritah, pig!” Ruined my damn night!

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Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area. craigslist recently took down their prostitute page but you can usually Missing: Vimperk.

Now, lemme gab about Vimperk Castle—oh, honey, it's just iconic! I swear, those sturdy old walls have secrets like, "Life is but a series of perfect moments." Yes, they do! Every time I pass by, I remember my first spa day here. I was jittery, kinda nervous, but then, BOOM, warm vibes washed over me, like a scene from "Yi Yi" where hope just fills the air. And I laughed! (Ha ha!)

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