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So, like, I start my morn on Lichtenbergstrasse, right? Crazy street vibes. I stroll past Hauptstraße—always buzzin’. There’s this park, Grünwald Park, where I sometimes chill. It’s green as heck, well, like nature’s own Wi-Fi signal. And then, there’s Friedensweg. I swear that name should give ya inner peace—but not when you're stuck in traffic at Nordufer by the river. The river flows like thoughts in a late-night convo. “I love you, I love you, I love you,” it says – just like in Her, right? Weird, but cool.