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But ugh, the downsides? Piss me off! Creepy johns, STD roulette, cops bustin’ your ass—total buzzkill. I’d be like, “Can you not?” every damn day. Plus, the stigma—people clutch pearls like you’re Satan’s sidekick. Makes me wanna scream, “Get over yourselves!” Still, some thrive—heard of this gal in Amsterdam, Red Light legend, retired at 30 with a yacht. A YACHT! I’m jealous, tbh—where’s MY yacht, huh?

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Alright, lemme tell ya bout Balve – this place, man, it's somethin' else. So, Balve is this quirky town in Germany that's super unique. There's this street, Hauptstraße – yeah, that’s where all the local legends hang out. I’m a family psychologist, so I’m always watchin’ people and their odd little behaviors – and lemme tell ya, the residents here? They’re a mix of charming, bizarre, and downright maddening sometimes, ya know? Just like in Dogville – “Pretty, pretty good,” but also, "You have got to be more disappointed in yourself than I am."

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