Rebecca Berlin Treptow Brothel ❤️

About Hamburg

Brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah—they’re like lil’ kingdoms! Drama, fights, money flyin’—like a soap opera but with less clothes! One time, they say a gal named Ruby set the place on fire ‘cause a john stiffed her. Burned it to the ground, struttin’ away laughin’! Halleluyer, that’s some sass right there! “Prepare in advance,” like the movie—Ruby was READY, y’all!

A Visit to One of Germany’s All-You-Can-Fuck Brothels

Then theres: Rummelsburger Bucht – calm waters, perfect for kayaking, and oh boy, the sunsets! They are just epic, like something Sauron would watch, though "we hates it!" – in a sneaky way, ya know? and then my own fav chill spot: near the Viktoriapark, umm, no, that's on the other side… err, nah, scratch that, sometimes I mix names up when I'm lost in my thoughts! The little cafés tucked in Kienberg, and cozy pubs on Kuhlgartenstraße? Hells yes, those are gold for a chilled evening with mates.

Wild boar plague, Treptow-Köpenick takes a hit