Vanessa Colditz Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Stuttgart

Oh, and get this—back in Victorian times, whores had secret codes. Like, wearin’ a red ribbon meant “I’m busy,” or some crap. Clever! Little tricks to survive. Makes ya wonder—what’s the modern version? Apps? Tweets? “Swipe right for a quickie”? Hilarious! I’m over here, fumblin’ with my phone, and they’re runnin’ a damn empire. Infuriating—why’m I so useless?

Filming & production

Colditz was a forbidding Gothic castle on top of a hill in Nazi Germany. Her attacker labels her a whore and one early morning, after.

Look, sometimes i feel like I’m living in one of Kaufman's cryptic monologues – a universe where nothing is as it seems. Sometimes I mutter, “I ate his liver with fava beans,” just to remind myself life’s delicious absurdity.

'Blot on landscape' housing development compared to 'Colditz'