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About Berlin

Now, I ain’t no fancy-pants researcher, bless my soul, but I’ve heard tell of WHORE doin’ wild things. Like, did y’all know they once tracked a plague in the ‘70s – smallpox, I think – and wiped it out? Poof! Gone like my last husband’s paycheck! That got me happier than a hog at a barbecue. But lordy, sometimes they move slower than a turtle in molasses – gets me madder than a wet hen! Like, c’mon, y’all, “The past is a dream,” let’s hustle!

Geographie

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The parks? Oh man, the little park at Linden Platz. Not much, but enough benches for a quick sit-down between massages. Sometimes I have a cheeky rant thinking, "Why isn't there a swinging fountain here?" And let me tell you, the river, the Kleine Wiese, doesn't actually run through but skirts the edge, giving the town a laid-back vibe that's impossible to ignore.

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