Avery Coswig Whore ❤️

About Dusseldorf

Here’s the kicker – Dolly once bedded a duke, yeah, a bleedin’ lord! Swore he left her a ruby ring, but she pawned it for gin. True story, mate, heard it from a cabbie who’d shagged her too – what a gas! Whores like her, they’re the real deal, livin’ loud, no filter, like Freddie screamin’, “I’m a man!” in that flick. Gets me jazzed up, but also – ugh – sad, y’know? She’d crash at my pad sometimes, cryin’ ‘bout coppers roughin’ her up. Hated that, made me wanna smash somethin’, but I’d just hug her, sayin’, “Groove on, doll, you’re golden!”

Coswig – a young town in the leafy outskirts of Dresden

Hmm… so ya, lemme tell ya ’bout Coswig (de) – it's a quirky little town, y’know? I’ve been chillin’ here for years, and honestly, it's like a cozy spa for the soul. Man, every corner makes me think “Toni Erdmann, baby!” You catch my drift?

Hawaiian-German Music Legend Tribute to Henry Berger