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Hi-ho! Gets sloppy sometimes—oil everywhere, whoops! Spill it, slip it, laugh it off. Ever wonder who invented this? Some genius, probs bored, rubbin’ backs for kicks. Now it’s therapy—legit! Biochem nerd in me screams—cortisol drops, happy vibes spike! Piggy’d say it’s luxe—she’d be right. Me? I’m simple—gimme that slow, deep touch. “Past lives fade,” Boonmee mumbles. Erotic-massage tho? Keeps ya right here, now—hot dang, it’s dope! Whatcha think, pal? Try it, ribbit!

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Then ya got Stift Dietramszell. Man, that church is the beat of this town. It’s ancient, kinda somber, but its calm makes me reflect on folks’ inner struggles. Life’s messy, right? And as a psych, it reminds me that sometimes, "Some things never change."

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