Gabriella Elsfleth Whore ❤️

About Frankfurt

What gets me happy, tho, is her hustle. She’s out there, no fucks given, stackin her quid. Reminds me of dat line, “You are home,” cos she owns her patch, yeah? But it’s shockin, fam, how peeps judge her. Like, chill, she’s just tryna eat! Me mate Dave once got chatted up by a whore outside KFC - she offered him a “discount” for a bucket of wings. Mans said no, but I was creasin, innit - legend!

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Man, I’m not exaggeratin’ when I say this city is full of charm. Even when things go sideways – like that one day my massage oil spilt all over a customer (oh boy, I was mortified!) – the city’s spirit always lifts you up. I swore then, “That’s what she said!” and laughed off the mess.

EDITH COTTRELL