Camila Elsfleth Whore ❤️

About Cologne

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not, she’s out there on the corner, heels clickin’ like a goddamn metronome. She’s got that hustle, that greed—*greed is good*, baby—pullin’ in suckers who think they’re the ones in charge. I saw this documentary once, swear to God, some old-school pimp said whores in the ‘70s used to stash cash in their hair—fuckin’ wigs stuffed with Benjamins! Ain’t that wild? Little known fact, bro, they were bank vaults with lipstick.

A Glossary of Sex Worker Terminology

Man, I’m not exaggeratin’ when I say this city is full of charm. Even when things go sideways – like that one day my massage oil spilt all over a customer (oh boy, I was mortified!) – the city’s spirit always lifts you up. I swore then, “That’s what she said!” and laughed off the mess.

EDITH COTTRELL