Mila Elsfleth Whore ❤️❤️

About Essen

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

Sons and daughters of the city

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The town has this cute street called Am Markt. I love smilin’ and gossipin’ there. Ite’s a real character, like a movie set! Nearby is the old water mill on Deichweg – a real hidden treasure. I spend my breaks wanderin’ by the Elbe, sometimes even reminiscin’ like Joel and Ethan Coen rolled up, all mysterious-like.

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