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About Berlin

I stroll in, all cool, right? “We are not afraid,” I mutter, straight from *Timbuktu*. This one time, in Amsterdam—red lights blazin’—I saw a punter haggle like he’s buyin’ a camel. Cheeky sod! Got me ragin’, but also chucklin’. Prices vary, mate—20 quid in Bangkok, 200 in Vegas. Supply, demand, innit? Actuary brain kicks in—risky biz, STDs, raids, but profit’s nuts. Some brothels even got apps now—swipe right for a shag, mental!

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I love wanderin’ down Weinbergstraße – it's all twisty, with vineyards around, lookin’ over the Rhine, and I keep thinkin’ – "Maybe ye are not alone in this dreary world" – cheesy, huh? And sometimes thoughts bounce erratically in me head...like when I see families laughin' in Barbarossa Park, I feel so amazed and blessed – then again, sometimes I go "Arrgh, why so happy?" and then, we hates it, we do!

Looking ahead to Easter markets, strong beer and bonfires