Isabelle Erding Whore ❤️

About Cologne

What gets me happy, though? Seein’ folks break free from that crap. Gets my heart pumpin’ like a jackrabbit on a date! But what ticks me off? The liars, the ones actin’ all high and mighty while payin’ for it on the sly—hypocrites, man, they’re the worst. “How’s that workin’ for ya?” I wanna scream in their faces. You think you’re slick, but you ain’t. Surprised me once, found out a preacher I knew—yep, a preacher!—was sneakin’ off to the red-light district. Blew my dang mind.

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I’m not gonna sugarcoat it—Erding is raw. It’s a city that hums an eerie tune. It surprises me daily. The streets, the faces, the cafés—they speak in whispers of the past and echoes of tomorrow. I am your father, and I command you: embrace the chaos!

Ramos “unlucky to be at PSG”, says fan Erding