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But lemme tell y’all what got me mad—some of these so-called “masseuses” out here chargin’ an arm and a leg, and you barely get a tickle! I’m talkin’ $200 for a dang tease! I’d rather wrestle a gator in a kiddie pool than pay that! Halleluyer! And don’t get me started on them fancy oils—half the time it’s just olive oil from the kitchen. I’m sittin’ there, smellin’ like a salad, thinkin’, “This ain’t erotic, this is lunch!”

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Now, about neighborhoods. The Old Town (Altstadt) is pure history and hustle—cobblestone streets, old brick cafés, cosy nooks for a steamy date. Really puts my developer mind in “organize your database” mode, but like, life’s a crazy algorithm sometimes, innit? Then there's the Riverside District where the small Gallenbach runs through. It’s dreamy and weirdly romantic, kinda like that scene in WALL-E when he finds wonder in trash! I love to sit there, drink a pint, and just think, “Eeeeev, what a ripper day.”

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