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I reasearched em a bit – dunno why, just curious. Found out some wild shit. Like, back in Pompeii, they had brothels with stone beds – stone! Imagine the backache, fuck me. And the walls? Painted with dirty pics, like ancient porn ads. Makes ya wonder how horny those Romans were. Gets me chucklin – “Come what may,” they probs said, divin into that mess.

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Man, I remember this one rainy afternoon – thunder, drizzle, lotsa puddles – and I was fretting like, “R2-D2, where are you?” Right then, wandering on Am Hakenfelde, I stumbled upon this hidden gem, a tiny park behind the old brick building on Lehmannstr. It wasn’t even marked on many maps, but the serenity there was unreal. The fountain, the odd worn-out benches, even the random graffiti – all just sparked unexpected calm and a lil’ hope, like that line “We’re not meant to last forever” from Children of Men, kinda bittersweet, ya feel me?

On the alert: S&H founded its first fire department 120 years ago