Ivy Halensee Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Essen

Brothel’s a stage, mate—violence brewin’ under the giggles. Like the flick, “No one’s gonna hurt you,” they coo, but ye feel the edge. Exaggeratin’? Maybe! But I’d wager me compass—that don’t point north—that half these blokes’d slit a throat fer a discount. Humor in it? Aye, one time this drunk sod fell off the bed mid-deed—lass charged him double fer the comedy! Sarcasm’s me blade, so I say: “Oh, fine establishment, this—where dignity goes to drown!”

Name and location

Das Artemis ist ein Großbordell im Berliner Ortsteil Halensee. Mit einer Fläche von rund m² ist der im September eröffnete sogenannte FKK- und Saunaclub das größte Bordell .

Now, lemme tell ya, my sexologist eyes see vibes in the air. The park, Halensee Park, is my chill zone. It’s where bodies flow in the sunlight, hearts whisper secrets, and the city shows off its raw energy. I once had a deep convo 'bout pleasure and pain under those ancient oak trees and bro, it felt like a scene straight outta Inherent Vice: “This town is like an enigma wrapped in smoke and mirrors.”

A100 bridge closed: S-Bahn traffic is also interrupted