Julia Halstenbek Whore ❤️❤️

About Berlin

So, lemme spill it—whore ain’t just some chick screwin’ around. Nah, it’s old as dirt! Goes back to them ancient Greeks or whatever—dudes payin’ for a quickie in temples! Crazy, right? I read that someplace—prolly while I was s’posed to be workin’ at the plant. D’oh! Made me laugh, thinkin’ them old priests were all, “Bless ya, now gimme yer coins, babe!” Wild stuff.

Where is Halstenbek?

Is giving, like, cozy 90s vibe. And this is after she ruined that man aesthetic. It feels cold. It's giving doctor office. Then she took down.

Now, don’t even get me started on Halstenbek’s hidden gems! I mean, ya got the Humperdinck Bridge, a tiny river crossing on the edge of Itzenplitz, where the water glistens like a disco ball at a 70’s hoedown. I’d often take a stroll there when my dating app wasn't drivin’ me crazy – talk about escapin’ the huuuuge (ok, small-town) pressures, am I right?

TAF & DRAUSSEN