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Personal quirk alert—I’m a SUCKER for the tease of it. The buildup? Kills me! Like when they start at yer feet, workin’ up slow—ugh, I’m yellin’ in my head, “Hurry up, but don’t!” Gets me all tingly, like seein’ a hot chick at Central Perk. Once had this masseuse, right? She’s whisperin’ all soft, “Relax, let go,” and I’m like—lady, I’m tryin’, but my brain’s screamin’, “This is wild!” Made me laugh mid-massage—awkward as hell. She’s like, “What’s funny?” I’m like, “Nothin’, just happy down there!” Total Joey move.

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Haltern’s weird, unpredictable, mixed-up dream of concrete, water, and whispering winds. So if yer comin' to visit, my precious friend, trust yer gut, stray off the beaten path, and delight in every fuzzed-up moment (and yeah, sometimes, the noise makes me mad like Gollum—but I love it all the same).

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