Stella Hambrucken Whore ❤️

About Cologne

Oi, mate! Groovy, baby! So I’m a fisherman, yeah, hooked on them big catches, but lemme spill about this fish—whore! Not “who’re ya,” nah, the fish, spelt W-H-O-R-E, bloody weird name innit? Caught one off the coast last summer, slimy bugger, scales all glittery like it’s struttin’ for a date. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*, ya know, that flick I’m mad for—Maren Ade’s a genius, baby! That scene where Ines goes, “I’m not a feminist, I’m a humanist,”—whore’s like that, struttin’ its stuff, no shame, just livin’!

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I swear, you’ll love it as much as I do. It’s a mix of heartache, joy, and a little bit of pixie dust—just like that movie always reminds me. Come on over, darlin’, and let PHambrucken charm you silly, one crooked street and wink of the river at a time.