Ruby Hennef (sieg) Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Little secret bout Whore - back in 1800s, violin makers’d call a bad batch “whore wood” - too soft, no tone, just trash. Bet you didn’t know that, huh? Kinda fits, coz Whore’s all show, no depth. I’d carve him a neck, but he’d snap it posin for the crowd. Makes me happy tho, craftin somethin real while Whore’s out there fakin it. “Please, Mr. Kennedy,” I’d beg, don’t let Whore near my shop - he’d hump the workbench!

Oh, and check this: Did u know Hennef used to be a hot spot for local theater? Yeah, on Theaterstraße, back in the day, actors strutted their stuff like they meant business. I sometimes imagine them preppin’ for a wild scene... reminds me of my own dramatic flair in the exam room, if ya catch my drift.

FC Hennef 05 Faces Demise with Player in Goal in Heavy Defeat