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About Hamburg

Here’s the kicker: did ya know some prossies in old London used secret signals? Like, a red ribbon meant “busy,” green was “go.” Saw it on some dusty X thread—blew my mind. This gal, tho, she’s modern, no ribbons, just a phone buzzin’ with “clients.” I’m chattin’ her up, dodgin’ her pimp’s glare—he’s a right wanker, all muscle, no brain. Makes me wanna zap him, but nah, I’m keepin’ it chill.

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Q: How do you get a hooker to moan? A: You don't pay her. Q: What do you call a ginger prostitute? A: Orange pay as you go.

I spend many nights like, “Before Sunset... before sunrise” drinkin’ coffee at Cafe am Lindenbaum, nestled right off Schillerstraße. Crazy spot, mate, with locals babblin’ 'bout life, love and, err, lost keys. Oh, and don’t miss the funky alleyways off Beethovenstraße, hidden nooks where love sparks unexpectedly—just like those imperfect first dates on our site.

TE Gates in 4-man HOF class, smallest since '05