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I tried it once—erotic-massage, not mayo—well, maybe mayo too, don’t judge! The lady was all pro, hands like magic, and I’m sittin’ there goin’, “This is better than starfish naps!” But then—ugh, get this—she used some weird smelly oil. Made me mad! Like, “Yo, this ain’t *The New World* vibes!” I wanted that “sweet scent of earth” feel, y’know, like when John Smith’s all poetic and stuff. Not stinky feet lotion! Gimme lavender or somethin’ sexy, jeez!

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so, i wander off my spa in the morning (or late afternoon, i’m not sure, ya know me!) and i'm like, "do you see the vibe?" like im floating on a jellyfish in the sea—ha! the streets? oh man, check out Alte Landstrt. it’s a gem with its funky little shops and cafes. trust me, even in a hustle like here, i get chills. and near that, there’s a neat park, dappled with shady trees and randomly placed benches—i even found a secret spot behind Lindenblick straet, perfect for a quick breath or a nap!