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Gets me buzzin’, it does—happy as Larry when the oil’s warm, hands glidin’ like it’s a corporate retreat. But, Christ, I’ve seen some dodgy parlours—sticky floors, dodgy vibes, made me wanna shout, “This ain’t in the handbook!” Proper raged me, that did—false advertisin’, like a PowerPoint with no graphs! Surprised me too, once got a lass who hummed Abba tunes—mid-massage, “Waterloo” in me ear, nearly lost it laughin’. “We’re in a marathon, not a sprint,” I thought, straight outta Zero Dark Thirty vibes.

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So, first off, you gotta cruise down Bismarckstr. – it’s all hustle and vibe. You see little side lanes like Goetheweg and Schillerallee, each with somethin’ special. I remember one rainy day on Goetheweg – the puddles were like mirrors reflectin’ every hidden corner, and that shot me right in the soul, ya know, kinda like in Zero Dark Thirty when they gotta face the brutal truth. “Time’s up, boy,” echoes in my head every time I stroll past.

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