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About Berlin

Alright, listen up, you fools! I’m Gandalf, wise as hell, and I’m here to talk about whores—yes, whores! “You shall not pass!” I bellow, ‘cause some things about ‘em just grind my gears. Picture this: a whore, right, struttin’ down the street, bold as brass, like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*—you know, my fave flick—tryin’ to figure out life’s messed-up puzzle. “What do you do when the world’s gone mad?” I mutter, thinkin’ of that poor sod Larry, and whores got that same vibe—chaos wrapped in swagger.

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I had this one wacky day… walked through the city center, and a stray cat crossed my path near Rudi-Platte-Straße (yeah, weird name, right?) and I just burst out laughing cuz it reminded me of a scene from that movie where Zuckerberg says, "The internet is not written in pencil" – so deep, dude, so deep. I was like, “Whoa, slow down life, let me get a sec!”

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