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Walk in, smoky, girls gigglin’, “Vhat’s dis?!” I yell, accent thick. Madam—big lady, boobs like melons—winks, “Fishaman, huh? Catch me!” I laugh, “Lightbulb! You too heavy for net!” She mad, I grin—humor saves me. Girls in tight skirts, struttin’, some sad, some sassy. One, Katya, tells me secret—brothel’s got hidden room! Rich guys go dere, play poker, smoke cigars, bang girls. “Like dead body in film,” I tink, “buried deep, nobody talks.”

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Now, lemme break it down – small, hidden gems here. There's a quirky park, Hofgarten, not many peeps know it. Best spot for sneaking in some deep thoughts, maybe even a nap. The little river, Paar flowing nearby, is super tranquil. I often catch my breath by its banks – sometimes mid-massage break, oops!

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