Rebecca Lubin Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Hamburg

Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here talkin’ bout whores, yeah, you heard me! Not just any whore, but *whore*—like, the concept, the vibe, the whole damn mess! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “A Serious Man,” my favorite flick—Joel and Ethan Coen, 2009, pure genius—and it’s got me all riled up bout this. Picture it: Larry Gopnik, that poor schmuck, dealin’ with life’s bullshit, and I’m like, “Hashem’s fuckin’ with us all!” Whores fit right in that chaos, dontcha think?

Productions

An autobiographical one-man variety show written by Mario Cantone. Total Gross: $1,, Average Weekly Gross: $, Total Attendance: 39,

Imma tell ya, every corner of Lubin is a slice of unexpected magic. My fave spot? Honestly, it’s this tiny, hole-in-the-wall diner on Weberstrasse – best burgers and even better unpredictable convo over a latte. You never know who might pop up, ya know?

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