Zoey Mainleus Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Hamburg

Here’s a quirky bit—didja know some old ports had “prostitute fish”? Nickname for bottom-feeders, ‘cause they’d linger where the girls worked. Stinky, slimy, perfect match! Cracked me up, but also—eww, right? My brain’s like, “Dr. Evil, don’t overthink it,” but I do. Always. Exaggerating? Maybe. But it’s a jungle out there—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—and these dames are apex predators.

So you want to book a sex worker?

(Oh, and excuse me for typos: mispelt, rly, afte, wih, dod, tru, wondr, ecc, becs, trd, hx, woz, ind, yrrr, lk, k, an, owt – enough to sum up me hurried scribbles, savvy?)

Gladys Laney